Ode To A Personal Concierge

by Debbie Alford

If your days are hectic and over-run with strife,
Maybe you need a personal concierge in your life;
Someone you can trust who will help pull you through
And do all the things you don’t care to do
Like running to the store to buy groceries
Or going to the locksmith and getting more keys;
And a thousand other things that can cause you dismay
That cut into your time and shorten your day.

A personal concierge can help lessen your stress
And bring you a lot more happiness;
A little more peace of mind and a little less grief;
A lot less frustration and a load of relief.
A personal concierge could do internet research for you
Or send out invitations for a barbeque
Or arrange everything on an office shelf
And give you more leisure time to yourself.

Whatever your business, whether big or small
Whether it’s in your home, or in the mall;
You owe it to yourself to be more organised,
More wide awake and more energised.
I’m Debbie Alford and I just want to say
I can make your life better starting today.
I’ll be your gal Friday for a reasonable fee;
And I won’t disappoint you; that’s my guarantee.

8 comments so far

8 Responses to Ode To A Personal Concierge

  1. You are so clever! Not only that, but you lighten my load. Thank you!

  2. Debbie Alford says:

    That’s lovely of you to say so Angela, I’m so glad you enjoyed it.

  3. OMG Deb is there NO END to your talents??

    I have no reached the stage where I can’t get by without my Deb!!


  4. Debbie, I love it when people think outside the box – this ode is fantastic! You always seem to know a better way of doing something.
    Well done and thank you for your help.

  5. Tina Delaney says:

    From one concierge to another, this is the absolute coolest thing I have read! Well done!

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